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Everyone’s favorite satrirical paper, The Onion has redesigned. Way more importantly, you can now access their archives all the way back to 1996! Follow Herbert Kornfeld from his earliest adventures!

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The Seven Gummie Sins: Envy, originally uploaded by Wiedmaier.

Want to see someone about ready to have their brain explode? Go read this thread, especially all of jwz’s subesquent comments.

Finally! We feral employees are getting our props! Hopefully this will play out during the week.

While out with friends the other night, I wondered aloud what a Leaving Las Vegas drinking game might be like. Drink every time you see a bottle? Drink every time Nick Cage is drunk? No matter what, I’m sure it would be harsh.

The Onion this week has some of the funnier throwaway headlines I’ve seen them have in quite some time:

• Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks
• Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
• New AnTiVo DVR Only Records Shows It Knows You Hate

Hahahaha! Great stuff. The Onion and The Daily Show continue to be some of the sharpest political satire around.

Fed up with your imaginary internet girlfriend? Dump her ass without getting your hands dirty!

You’re the man now, dog.com
I find your lack of faith disturbing.net
It’s a trap.net
You have failed me for the last time.com

All links found at Andre Torrez’s fantastic site.

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, featuring Leonard Nimoy.

Found via Edith Frost → Wedding-crashing dancer