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_Once again, Pat comes up huge._

(Tip o’ the hat to London’s Mirror)

Britney Spears really needs to start learning from her mistakes, especially when the results are permanent.

Husbands can be erased easily enough but tattoos are much harder to remove – and the singer has messed up yet another of hers.

The 22-year-old has had a series of Hebrew symbols etched into the back of her neck in an act of devotion to Kabbalah, the mystical form of Judaism she was introduced to by Madonna.

But unfortunately for her they are absolute gibberish.

Says a source: “She had hoped it would say new year or new era. It seems she’s got the words the wrong way round.”

(Story continues here)

Thank you, Pat!

Source images are here and here.

Thanks and apologies to Matthew Baldwin.

Photoshop job, as always, by Pat.

Mysterious new head found among Easter Island statues.

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Feralboy.com supports your right to be naked in public.

“That’s one heckuva package,” says site founder Matt Comroe

For Immediate Release

Pittsburgh, PA—December 11, 2003—Feralboy.com, announced today that it has been acquired in a takeover bid from Microsoft valued at nearly a billion dollars in old newspapers and pets.com stock.

Feralboy.com founder, CEO, CTO, CFO, EVP, and all-around swell guy Matt Comroe expressed great satisfaction with the terms of the buyout when reached in his local office’s restroom.

“Oh, no… you guys again? Every time I just want to just blast out a dook, you are in here asking me inane questions about things that haven’t happened. Don’t you have a life? Don’t you have family or a girlfriend or something? Why me? Why me?”.

William H. Gates III, founder and chairman of Microsoft corporation, was equally enthusiastic. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Sure, he uses some Microsoft technologies on his site… everyone does. That’s the whole point.” At this point Mr. Gates trailed off into a series of Gollum-like cackles and mutterings.

Other large web presences have tried in the past to acquire Feralboy.com, including various animal pornography sites, a tea cozy reseller, and Sun Microsystems.

There was no indication at press time as to what changes the Microsoft acquisition was going to bring to Feralboy.com. There probably won’t be any more articles about the Linux operating system, since it’s such a piece of garbage.

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Also, having seen the video, my favorite part is where her cell phone rings with a really annoying long song, and she goes dashing across the bed to get it, squealing “My phone!”

My friend Lauren is now getting into the act:

This, of course, is why friends don’t let friends use MSPaint.

Mad props to Lauren on her first entries (well, not her first entries, if you know what I’m sayin’, but that’s a whole other post), and here’s hoping she has more for me.

“I’m just crazy about feralboy.com”, he claims

In a shocking legal development, John Allen Muhammad, acting as his own attorney, stated that backwards messages on feralboy.com caused him to go on the shooting rampage in the Washington, D.C. area last year.