Wed 13 Apr 2005
We’re nihilists! We believe in nothing!
Posted by mattcomroe under Current Events
Woman won’t sue Wendy’s for alleged finger
Walter Sobchak: You want a [finger]? I can get you a [finger], believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter…
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a [finger] by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
Walter Sobchak: That’s not her [finger], Dude.
The Dude: Then whose [finger] is it, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: How the fuck should I know?
Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That’s what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her [finger]!
Nihilist #3: She though we’d be getting million dollars!
Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
Walter Sobchak: Fucking dipshit with a nine [finger]ed woman.
