Things I learned after watching part of How High and all of Harold & Kumar go to White Castle last night:

  • Fred Willard should always play some sort of bumbling, race-ignorant administrator type in movies.
  • Hot college girls always wear argyle sweater vests.
  • Smoking pot is cool and makes you hungry.
  • White people = dorks.
  • Seeing a Doritos commercial in the middle of a movie will piss you off.