So, we’re having some problems with our internal network this morning. Can’t hit the SQL box, which means can’t do any development right now. In order to pass the time, I send my coworkers these pictures of Britney.

Dan: Check out her fat ass.
Me: Yeah, she’s really let herself go.
Dan: She’s got that gunt thing going on.
Me: Yeah.
Pat: I’d still totally do her though.
Me and Dan (in unison): Yeah.