Archive for January 12th, 2004

Monday, January 12th, 2004

And you think *you* had a shitty day at work…

I’m at work.
I ate my lunch maybe an hour before.
Psyllium husk is kicking in; doing its job.
I hit the head.
Normal size, normal amount of TP.
Flush.
Gurgle
Uh-oh.
Water rises.
Oh, please, please, please no!
Almost on command, the water obeys… cresting at the lip of its porcelean cage, and then reluctantly lowers itself back down.
Phew.
You know that still, small voice [...]

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Monday, January 12th, 2004

Cowboy up!

Friday night my friends Jason and Heidi hosted a “cowboy party”, which involved dressing up in all the cowboy gear you could muster, and walking into a room with The Magnificent Seven on the TV, and Johnny Cash on the stereo. Some people really pulled off the cowboy thing well, especially David (who made [...]

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