Archive for December 9th, 2003

Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

More job-hunting tips.

Part 3 in our continuing series on “How to Not Get A Job”, I got this gem of a cover letter from Ryan this morning: <tt>DEAR SIR/MADDAM <br /> <br /> THE PURPOSE OF THIS LETTER IS TO INFORM YOU ABOUT ME. AND HOW I FEEL I AM THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB. <br [...]

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

Phase Two

My cats have begun the second step in their multipart plan to make me spend more time with them. Phase One was waking me up at ungodly hours so I’d be forced to pay attention to them. Phase Two apparently involves resetting the time on my alarm clock, thereby forcing me to get fired so [...]

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