Best two quotes from the weekend:

[While checking in at the campground with the creepy campground manager guy]
CCMG: What kind of car are you driving?
Friend: A silver Honda CRV.
CCMG: Gray. You’re in West Virginia.

[At a Mexican restuarant on our way home]
Kid: (looking at woman’s large and, IMHO, ugly tribal tattoo on her back) Why do you have a tattoo there?
Woman: Well, why do you have arms?