Some of the other developers at my job that work on another unrelated piece of software pulled some serious all-nighters over the last few days. All fine and dandy, except that they drank all of my soda that was in the mini-fridge in the process. It was only slightly bothersome, but what I really didn’t understand is that they drank all the caffeine-free diet Coke! There’s no caffeine in it! Or sugar! No stimulants whatsoever! Why?!?

I picked up another 12-pack of caffeine-free diet Coke today, and decided to be a little bit more proactive. I got some Post-It notes, and affixed one to each can when I put them in the fridge. On each one, I wrote “I put my genitals on this”.