Archive for February 12th, 2003

Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

flush (or, how to gross out your co-workers)

ok, so i drink a lot of liquid during the day, so that means i go to pee a lot. the urinals in the men’s room are the slightly old-fashioned type, in that you have to pull the handle when you’re done; there’s no little red eye that knows when you’re through tapping [...]

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Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing Rampage

SAN DIEGO—Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. “It was kind of horrible,” said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. “People were gently [...]

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